Bubble Gum Story - Completed

Ever wanted to take a picture of a spine and send it to someone
with the caption "This is what you don't have...you need one!"

The Bubble-Bubble(c) clincher...so my level of tolerance for
it is about three...so I put three pieces of it in my Pocket then
that way, when they go stupid on me, I just smile, because it's
so obvious how flippin' dumb they are, and I hand them one-and usually they'll say...check this out..."no thanks man..."
now, how smart is that?  But sometimes they'll take it, they may not understand what the deal is, but they're too stupid to care, hence the term, dumb...so I just go silent...stand there and watch, because I want to see,  are they going to stick it in their mouth and walk...